Today's Humour

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged
but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell
him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the
jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native
gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever
seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my
weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward
me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have
done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went
ROARRRR!"