Today's Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two
female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All
they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can
help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will
put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read
the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying
that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to
praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads
and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female
parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said,
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been
answered!"